I added a new poem to my fictionpress page called 'Barbie Wannna-A-Be' [link] . I was inspired by this car window sign that said, "I want to be just like barbie ... that bitch has everything."

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I wrote two new poems for my fictionpress page. One is called ' Pop' [link] and the other is called 'Long Pig' [link] ... if you don't know what long pig is I recommend you look it up; it is not for the weak of stomach.

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Hello my delicious crumpets. If you are bored, I certainly have something for you to do ... unless you don't like comics, then you're just out of luck. Anyway, I ran across my old SmackJeeves account - which I thank for - and was like ... why not. So I checked it out. Sadly, only a few of the comics I use to read are still continued, but I did find some rather good ones. I'll just recommend two for now: Evil Plan and Seize the Day.

Evil Plan: I'd like to think that the title gives it away what the story is about, but I shall indulge you nonetheless. This story is about super villains ... from the villains point of view. A rather funny comic about a mad scientist, Dr. Kinesis, who hired an unsuspecting assistant, Alice, to help him conquer the world. Style wise it is not anything top-peak, but it is rather decent and in color. The story lines are full of stereotypical evil scientist jokes and a few new ones ... I won't ruin the fruitcake thing for you. The characters are also wonderfully easy to fall in love with. So much so that I find myself wanting to make fanart of the odd pair. [link]

Seize the Day: Look at the colors. I mean, really, look ... even if you aren't a comic fan. Its a very original style and the colors are out there without being too out there to blind you. The story line is also very fun. Its about three pals at school and their trouble making adventures ... for some reason it kind of reminds me of Ed, Edd, and Eddy. Defiantly worth a glance. [link]


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Hello my dearest viewers. As you know I am a big time movie fan. and I love to share. I'm going to give you all a quick movie review and a link so you can watch this free movie.

Anyway, the title of the movie is 'The Midnight Meat Train'. I'm sure you all are rather perceptive - given the title - but I will tell you nonetheless. This is a slasher film about a serial killer on the late night trail. Don't think that's the end of the plot ... there is so much more. Plus, visually, the movie contains a wonderful combo of camera angles that give a haunting look to the city and also express a camera shot feel, given the hero's occupation. A treat for the movie fan with an eye for such things. Also, not only does the gore give a nice twist from the usual slasher styles, the whole film isn't one giant chase scene so it builds proper downtime for things like characters developed and mystery. Then, as a topping to the cake, the ending promises to leave you squealing.

Here's the link. Its rated 'R' though, so you will have to enter your birthday. [link]

Tell me what you think ... even though I know most of my watchers hate horror films.

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Yah, I know half of you clicked on this journal because you are all wondering what the hell I'm talking about. Bubblegum Zombie is an original story that has been in my head for about two years now, and I finally decided it was time to start writing it. The story is basically about a girl named Elle who wants her first kiss. The lesson being no one should make out in dark forests ... don't you want horror movies Elle!

Oh wait ... that's Alice's job.

Anyway, she gets chopped up by a serial killer, yet ... she wakes up ... dead. Now, this is a humor/mystery/slight-romance story with a mix of some interesting characters: like Death ... who reminds Elle of a pimp, and Death's son who caused the Black Plague with a innocent handshake. I won't ruin it for all of you though. Please feel free to follow the link and read the first chapter.

Bubblegum Zombie: [link]

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